I’m almost afraid to post this, for fear of jinxing things any further…
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s quite possible that:
following 9 1/2 months of
unforeseen complications mishaps, disasters, mistakes, and incompetence…
our kitchen remodel will be completed today!
Not tomorrow, not a week or a month from now — TODAY!
I’ll be back later with an update to this post. Right now, I need to find my fainting couch and some smelling salts. I feel a full swoon coming on.
ETA: OMG, it’s DONE!!!
*faints dead away*