Here and now, I’m going public with the object of my most recent
Behold, Dentyne Chocomint Blast!
It’s the chewing-gum equivalent of Girl Scout Thin Mints, or maybe York Peppermint Patties. Even better, it’s sugar-free.
Go on, get your car keys. Go buy a pack for tonight’s dessert. Give in to its guilt-free goodness on the way home, and then come back and gimme a witness.