Oh hai! How did I not hear about this before today?
It’s a slow read, I’ll give you that. And much like the Scriptures on which it’s based, you might find yourself in need of a glossary. Here are some of the most frequently-used terms, to help get you started:
God = Ceiling Cat
Satan = Basement Cat
Jesus = Happy Cat or Ceiling Cat’s kitteh
Holy Spirit = Hover Cat
Heaven = Ceiling
Sin = Invisible Error
Blessing = Cheezburgrz or cookies
Angel = Birdcat or BirdKat
Sheep/Rams/Other sacrificial animals = Mices
Click here for an excerpt–the lolcat version of the Great Flood, as translated from Genesis 7. In this passage, Noah’s family and various beasts and birds climb aboard an ark, after which a huge flood swallows the whole earth and destroys all other living beings. (Caveat: A naughty kitteh tracked dirty pawprints across the original.)
No doubt there are those who’d consider this project an
act of heresy Invisible Error. Or at the very least, a waste of effort mices. But wit al du cheezburgrz, maybe dos foks shud liten up. Unless i iz mistakn, ain’t nobudy goz to de Basement 4 LOLing.
Want more? Here’s a fun interview with Martin Grodin, the Hand of Man behind this Project.