When a solicitation finds its way into my Inbox, I usually hit ‘delete.’ This pitch, I feel compelled to pass along:
I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Center for Disease Control says 86% of us should get flu shots this year. This is sage advice—especially during this economic downturn. Many among us can ill afford sick days, much less doctor visits or health insurance. It makes sense, then, to do whatever we can to stay healthy.
Got tips to help carry us through this financial crisis? We’re all in this together, so please share. Post your ideas in the comments thread, or spread the word on your own blog. Let’s flip misery on its ear by turning this into a fun meme.