I just got an email from Borders, inviting me to take advantage of their holiday discounts on cookbooks. Anyone who knows me would see this as irrefutable proof that targeted marketing has not yet been perfected.
I took one look at the words in their headline — Cook, Share, & Be Merry — and started laughing. While I wasn’t inspired to buy any cookbooks, I did find myself singing this Sesame Street song:
Two of these words belong together
Two of these words are kind of the same
Can you guess which one of these words doesn’t belong here?
Now it’s time to play our game, time to play our game!
Cook? Who, me?